BREAKING: Crazed Aztek Family Also Have Paid Ashley Madison Accounts

"PS9" (PS9) 08/28/2015 at 20:34 • Filed to: None

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Honestly? I’m not shocked. We all saw this coming, right?

Spaceball-Two > PS9 08/28/2015 at 20:36

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Needs more 500 Days of Kristen

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PS9 08/28/2015 at 20:37

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....way too much Aztek

HammerheadFistpunch > PS9 08/28/2015 at 20:37

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Do they also have a relationship with Josh duggar?

bryan40oop > PS9 08/28/2015 at 20:39

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Ashley madison, slow news day.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > PS9 08/28/2015 at 20:44

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Well, you can’t have an Aztec empire with just TWO of them.

DoYouEvenShift > PS9 08/28/2015 at 20:49

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I heard the Orange one has connections to ISIS

Jcarr > PS9 08/28/2015 at 20:51

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Has anyone done any digging to see if any Gawker staff had accounts?

PushToStart > Jcarr 08/28/2015 at 20:53

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They wrote an article about it a day or so ago. No gawker staff had an AM account except for Sam Biddle, who made one for research purposes for an article he wrote. At least, that's what he said...

PS9 > DoYouEvenShift 08/28/2015 at 20:54

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They had a thing for a little while, but they broke up because the Aztek ‘wanted to work things out with his marriage’ LOLOLOL we see how well that turned out!

DoYouEvenShift > PS9 08/28/2015 at 20:56

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Wow. I hope no demon children resulted from the fiasco.

Jcarr > PushToStart 08/28/2015 at 20:56

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Darn, I suppose they wouldn’t be crowing about it if they had something to hide.

PushToStart > HammerheadFistpunch 08/28/2015 at 20:57

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it's a courtship, thankyouverymuch

Steve in Manhattan > PS9 08/28/2015 at 21:00

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Now wait just a minute - these people clearly had these accounts for research purposes. Or to keep an eye on their significant others. Or they signed up but thought the better of it and never used them. No judgment before trial people. That’s the way our system works.

PS9 > Steve in Manhattan 08/28/2015 at 21:03

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Were their significant others dudes or fembots? Because that’s all there is to find on Ashley Madison...

PS9 > Jcarr 08/28/2015 at 21:04

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If someone on Gawker had a paid account for any reason beyond research, you’d better believe they’d print it. Think of the clicks they’d get!

PS9 > Spaceball-Two 08/28/2015 at 21:04

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NOTHING ANYWHERE NEEDS MORE 500 DAYS OF WHO-THE-FUCK-IS-KIRSTEN!

Steve in Manhattan > PS9 08/28/2015 at 21:04

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Hey - Ex Machina was mediocre at best, but if that fembot was on AM, I would click “YES PLEASE”!

Spaceball-Two > PS9 08/28/2015 at 21:09

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Some chick always on Gawker. I think she's Jay Cutlers wife.

iSureWilll > PS9 08/28/2015 at 21:40

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I. Hate. Those. Articles. I HATE EM!!!